text post from 11 hours ago

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

old alt rock fans in the notes are like:

1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics

2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!


text post from 15 hours ago

All these posts about how punk fashion is actually SUPER accessible and affordable because DIY is the heart of punk are ABSOLUTELY TRUE AND IMPORTANT, but also i think you guys are missing another way of afordably obtaining things from (BIG CORPORATE) stores that is extremely in the punk spirit and tradition. ya know.


text post from 16 hours ago

All these posts about how punk fashion is actually SUPER accessible and affordable because DIY is the heart of punk are ABSOLUTELY TRUE AND IMPORTANT, but also i think you guys are missing another way of afordably obtaining things from (BIG CORPORATE) stores that is extremely in the punk spirit and tradition. ya know.


text post from 1 day ago

This is your annual warning that *there will be no warning* when fire season is about to start. Nobody’s going to post “Hey everyone, remember, fire season starts next Friday!”. The state will just catch fire. You will wake up and the sky will be orange. It could be tomorrow, it could be July, it could be August, we could get incredibly lucky and skip it altogether. If you hope to buy an indoor air purifier before fire season, if you want to ensure everyone in your home has a P100 for going outside, if you want to stockpile water and you haven’t already, the time to do it is today.

Oh right this is getting notes again. Fuck.

this post is why i got a p100 last year

Yearly reminder to check your go-bags and evacuation plans

When I was fourteen I got ten minutes notice of evacuation from the McLure fire in B.C.

Literally got told “you have ten minutes. Fill your laundry basket with anything you want to take with you. We might not be coming back.”

You want to be prepared BEFORE that point.

Of all the fucking notifications to get. Tantallon is on fire. Next town over from me. 800+ Hectares. There’s another 1000 or so burning down by Barrington and a smaller fire in Bedford.

That first and that last are suburbs of Halifax. So if you was thinking it can’t happen to you, it damn well fucking can.

Oh. Yeah. The Tantallon Fire started on Sunday. It hit 100 Hectares and destroyed 10 homes within 12 hours. Within 24 hours it was 780 Hectares. It’s now over 800 with 200 structures destroyed.

YOU WILL NOT HAVE TIME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

So. Go Bag. Important documents. Couple changes clothes. Any medication. Any stuff you need for your pets. Keepsakes.

Keep it somewhere accessible.

Get it in the car first. Then if you have time you can add to it. I have a few bags prepped. They’ll go in the car in order of importance as circumstances permit.

Don’t forget money and a spare charger in your go bag. People will want to know you’re okay when you get to safety, and they can’t find out if your phone is dead.


I also recommend a battery-powered radio. You can listen to reports on your phone, but if the cell towers go down you’ll be in a world of hurt for information.

Plan to Evacuate


Many kinds of emergencies can cause you to have to evacuate. In some cases, you may have a day or two to prepare while other situations might call for an immediate evacuation. Planning is vital to making sure that you can evacuate quickly and safely no matter what the circumstances.

Before an Evacuation


Learn the types of disasters that are likely in your community and the local emergency, evacuation and shelter plans for each specific disaster.

Plan how you will leave and where you will go if you are advised to evacuate.

Check with local officials about what shelter spaces are available for this year.

Identify several places you could go in an emergency such as a friend’s home in another town or a motel. Choose destinations in different directions so that you have options during an emergency.

If needed, identify a place to stay that will accept pets. Most public shelters allow only service animals.

Be familiar with alternate routes and other means of transportation out of your area.

Always follow the instructions of local officials and remember that your evacuation route may be on foot depending on the type of disaster.

Come up with a family/household plan to stay in touch in case you become separated; have a meeting place and update it depending on the circumstance.

Assemble supplies that are ready for evacuation. Prepare a “go-bag” you can carry when you evacuate on foot or public transportation and supplies for traveling longer distances if you have a car.

If you have a car:

Keep a full tank of gas if an evacuation seems likely. Keep a half tank of gas in it at all times in case of an unexpected need to evacuate. Gas stations may be closed during emergencies and unable to pump gas during power outages. Plan to take one car per family to reduce congestion and delay.

Make sure you have a portable emergency kit in the car.

If you do not have a car, plan how you will leave if needed. Decide with family, friends or your local emergency management office to see what resources may be available.


During an Evacuation


Download the FEMA app for a list of open shelters during an active disaster in your local area.

Listen to a battery-powered radio and follow local evacuation instructions.

Take your emergency supply kit.

Leave early enough to avoid being trapped by severe weather.

Take your pets with you but understand that only service animals may be allowed in public shelters. Plan how you will care for your pets in an emergency now.

If time allows:

Call or email the out-of-state contact in your family communications plan. Tell them where you are going.

Secure your home by closing and locking doors and windows.

Unplug electrical equipment such as radios, televisions and small appliances. Leave freezers and refrigerators plugged in unless there is a risk of flooding. If there is damage to your home and you are instructed to do so, shut off water, gas and electricity before leaving.

Leave a note telling others when you left and where you are going.

Wear sturdy shoes and clothing that provides some protection such as long pants, long-sleeved shirts and a hat.

Check with neighbors who may need a ride.

Follow recommended evacuation routes. Do not take shortcuts, they may be blocked.

Be alert for road hazards such as washed-out roads or bridges and downed power lines. Do not drive into flooded areas.


After an Evacuation


If you evacuated for the storm, check with local officials both where you’re staying and back home before you travel.


If you are returning to disaster-affected areas, after significant events prepare for disruptions to daily activities and remember that returning home before storm debris is cleared is dangerous.

Let friends and family know before you leave and when you arrive.

Charge devices and consider getting back-up batteries in case power-outages continue.

Fill up your gas tank and consider downloading a fuel app to check for outages along your route.

Bring supplies such as water and non-perishable food for the car ride.

Avoid downed power or utility lines, they may be live with deadly voltage. Stay away and report them immediately to your power or utility company.

Only use generators outside and away from your home and NEVER run a generator inside a home or garage or connect it to your home’s electrical system

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answer post from 3 days ago
Anonymous asked:

What would you think if an evilized villain (maybe a wishmaker-like villain or maybe even a villain that's unrelated to the butterfly miraculous) caused Chloe and Zoe to switch bodies somehow, and nobody fully understands what's going on, so Zoe (in Chloe's body) is taken by Audrey back to New York, despite Zoe desperately trying to explain things. But Chloe enters a fugue state (heavily due to trauma caused by the neglect of her parents) and genuinely thinks she's Zoe, and is even able to recall many of the things Zoe did due to being in Zoe's body. The class thinks “Zoe's” change in behavior is due to the psychological effects of method acting, since “Zoe” is playing Chloe in Astruc's new movie, but they gradually convince “Zoe” to let them help her relearn how to be “herself” again. Meanwhile, in New York, Zoe is trying to get back to Paris, but when she gets there, “Zoe” thinks she’s there to try to hurt Marinette.

Eventually, after listening to “Chloe”, Marinette starts to suspect that “Chloe” might be telling the truth, so she decides that she must test “Chloe” and “Zoe”. She fakes being in danger to see how they react. “Zoe” reacts slightly faster than “Chloe”, so Marinette comes to the conclusion that “Chloe” is lying and that “Chloe” has an evil and manipulative plan. Marinette thinks that “Chloe” must have picked up a few tricks from Lila, because she thinks no version of Chloe could possibly react faster than Zoe when it comes to protecting her. So Audrey takes “Zoe” back to New York again to “correct” her after “Zoe” fails to convince anyone of the truth.

10 years later, “Zoe” gets seriously injured after fighting a villain when Ladybug isn’t around, which causes “Zoe” to not have long to live. Then Ladybug accidentally stumbles upon the truth about “Zoe” while trying to help “Zoe” using magical powers. Ladybug decides that the moral thing to do is to switch Chloe and Zoe back to their original bodies. Once Zoe gets her body back, she blames Chloe for her impending death and for leaving her with 10 years of torment, while Chloe got off scot-free. When Lila gets defeated, Zoe steals the Butterfly Miraculous to get her hands on Ladybug and Catnoir’s miraculouses, hoping to “make things right”. Zoe gets defeated by the heroes (including Chloe) and Ladybug manages to cure Zoe’s injuries.

i have no idea who you are and i don’t think i’ve posted about miraculous ladybug on here in genuine years so i’m going to assume that this is a copypasta you’re sending to a bunch of people in an attempt to get at least one person to write it. anyway i don’t care about zoe OR chloe so you picked a wrong person regardless


text post from 3 days ago

it's crazy being super into vocaloid and having BEEN super into vocaloid for so long because it isn't really an exact genre of music yet it's treated as such....vocaloid isn't a genre as much as it is a program. vocaloid music can technically mean anything. there was a whole dramatic opera that was played completely straight and just so happened to have miku. does that make it vocaloid music. of course there's always going to be some level of technology to it but there are plenty PLENTY of artists that don't just make virtual poppy stuff and even do all of their instruments live just with miku singing

IDK like when people say they don't like vocaloid music i understand where they're coming from because the majority of music that is popular in the vocaloid space is pop or rock but that's more reflective of like how popular genres are in general. there's plenty of artists who do metal (utsu-P, nashimoto ui, akali/ringo, maretu to an extent) and artists who do electroswing (camellia, maiki P, wotaku) and artists who do hiphop and rap (giga, police piccadilly) and all of that. if you ever find yourself wanting to get into vocaloid but find the popular music boring please just go onto vocadb or something and just go through the tags of genres you like.... vocaloid is not bound to a singular genre :D


text post from 4 days ago

Listen, you should never film strangers in public without their consent, but I swear there need to be fines or something for people who do that shit in some spaces. For example: I had to go to the ER last night, and some jerk filmed a woman who just came in and was clearly having an asthma attack. She immediately got to go back, and he was unhappy about that. Believe me, I get that it sucks having to wait when you're in pain, but you don't get to pick who deserves care when. The medical system in the US is a nightmare, and the ER could be the worst moment of someone's life. No one deserves to be recorded because some jack ass believes someone doesn't look like they need care.

This is fine to reblog. People who film strangers should be shamed if nothing else.

I know a lot of EFR instructors (Emergency first response, the people who teach CPR classes) who used to be ambivalent about this and now are firmly in the "fuck you fuck your phone category.

Maybe its demographics, EFR instructors do tend to be older and less online, but there's been a shift from voyeur filming being seen as irritating and tasteless to actively harmful.

I met one lady who had an entire section of her lecture based on how to divide labor in emergency and one of those steps was crowd control. If you are taking charge of an emergency situation, you delegate tasks. Point at one person and tell them to call 911, Point at another person tell them to warn traffic, Point at another person tell them to get the first aid kit if you know where it is. You assign small tasks to individuals instead of asking a crowd that way the task actually happens, and you're not sitting around 20 minutes later wondering why the ambulance is taking so long to show up and it turns out that everyone assumed someone else called.

Now there is another step. Pick a big dude and tell him to stop people from filming. Which is actually the tamest version of what she said, because this lady went on and on about how phones are fragile, light, small, pieces of computer equipment that can be easily punted into oblivion.

And yeah, she's probably the most vocal proponent of property destruction in the face of voyeur filming I've heard lately but she's far from the only person in emergency services who's frustrated with the eternal quest for viral videos of strangers pain.

And to be clear there is a huge difference between the paramedic who doesn't want you filming and the cop who doesn't want you filming.